Why do dragons sleep all day? So they can fight KNIGHTS!
Kid’s Joke Of The Day
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You ok? You look a bit FLUSHED!
What do you call a dog that can pull a rabbit out of a hat? A Labracadabrador!
How do you know your Pokemon has hayfever? He goes Pik-ACHOO
What did mama cow say to baby cow? It’s PASTURE bedtime!
Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine? It was about a weak back.
Why can’t a T-Rex clap? Cuz they’re EXTINCT!
What happens if you put your funny bone in your Insta Pot? It becomes a LAUGHING STOCK!
Where did Captain Hook buy his hook? At a second hand store!
Did you hear about the kid who was arrested during nap time? Yeah, he was resisting a rest!