Why did the Turkey turn down dessert? Cuz he was already STUFFED!
Kid’s Joke Of The Day
How do you make a turkey float? Well, you need a couple scoops of ice cream and some root beer!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for EVERYONE!
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected FOWL play!
Did you know there is a pen that can write underwater? Yeah, it can write other words too!
What did the ghost say when he fell down? I got a BOO BOO!
What band instrument does a skeleton play? A TromBONE
What kind of pants do ghosts wear? BOO Jeans!
What kind of pasta do you eat on Halloween? Fettuccine AFRAID-oh!
What do you call a witch that goes to the beach? A SAND-witch