What kind of pants do ghosts wear? BOO Jeans!
Kid’s Joke Of The Day
What kind of pasta do you eat on Halloween? Fettuccine AFRAID-oh!
What do you call a witch that goes to the beach? A SAND-witch
What’s big and scary and has 3 wheels? A monster riding a tricycle!
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, right? But his brother Frank was a monster! (FRANK-Einstein)
What do you call two witches living together? BROOM-mates!
What does a witch use to do her hair? SCARE spray!
What is a monster’s favorite dessert? I SCREAM
Why did all the kids at Hogwarts think Hermione was a mean girl? Because of her Resting WITCH Face!
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? SPELLing!