How do you get a frog to move? You JUMP start it!
Kid’s Joke Of The Day
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The Dr. says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
What happened to the cow that tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? It was UDDER destruction!
What do you tell someone when you hand them a big hunk of cheese? Careful! It’s SHARP cheddar!
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re SHELLFISH!
Do you know the difference between a Dad Joke and a bad joke? It’s apparent!
Went to a restaurant last night. After dinner the waitress said, “Do you wanna box for your leftovers?” I told her NO, but I might arm wrestle you for ’em!
You know why you should never spell the word “part” backwards? Because it’s a TRAP!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use HONEYCOMBS!
Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down? That place is now TOAST!