Where do you find Spiderman’s home page? On the World Wide WEB!
Kid’s Joke Of The Day
What should Ant Man’s partner be called? Uncle Woman!
What do we want??? Race Car Noises! When do we want ’em? Right Neeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwwwww!!!!
A termite walks into a bar. He looks around at everyone and asks, “Can anyone tell me where is the bar tender?”
A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I want a grilled _____________________________________________________________________________________________ cheese sandwich.” Waiter says, “What’s with the big pause?” Bear says, “Are you kidding me? I’m a freaking bear!”
I was going to tell you a chemistry joke But I wasn’t sure I’d get a reaction!
Why can’t you cross an eel with an eagle? Because it’s eeleagle!
Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was a muffler? He woke up EXHAUSTED!
What do you call it when a really short person waves at you? A Micro-wave
What do you do if you break your leg in three places? Don’t go to those places!