Did you hear about the fire at the circus? Yeah man, it was IN TENTS!
Kid’s Joke Of The Day
How do you talk to a giant? Use BIG words!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock jokes? He won the NO BELL prize!
Why did the bee fly down the road with it’s legs crossed? He was looking for a BP station!
What dinosaur gets rid of ghosts in your house? T-Rexorcist!
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de BRIE!
What’s the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? One requires TWEETment…the other requires OINKment!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a NUT!
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a CRYsis?
What do you call a hippie’s wife? MISSISSIPPI!