Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was a muffler? He woke up EXHAUSTED!
Kid’s Joke Of The Day
What do you call it when a really short person waves at you? A Micro-wave
What do you do if you break your leg in three places? Don’t go to those places!
How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down!
Why did the iPhone need glasses? It lost all of it’s contacts!
How do you count cows? With a cowculator!
What did the mommy knot say to the baby knot? Don’t you be knotty!
What do you call the King of the office supplies? A RULER!
What kind of bow can’t be tied? A RAINBOW!
Who was the roundest Knight at King Arthur’s table? Sir Cumference