What’s the difference between a hamburger and a shooting star? A hamburger is very meaty. But the shooting star is a little METEOR!
Kid’s Joke Of The Day
Why did Billy go out with a prune? Cuz he couldn’t find a DATE!
Why did Mickey Mouse go into space? He was looking for Pluto!
Why was the belt arrested? Cuz it held up your pants!
Why was the broom late for school? Cuz it over SWEPT
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t show up? Someday my PRINTS will come.
Why did the picture go to jail? Cuz it was FRAMED!
Where does a 500 lb alien go? On a diet!
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A TUBA toothpaste.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? NACHO CHEESE!