Did you know there is a pen that can write underwater? Yeah, it can write other words too!
What did the ghost say when he fell down? I got a BOO BOO!
What band instrument does a skeleton play? A TromBONE
What kind of pants do ghosts wear? BOO Jeans!
What kind of pasta do you eat on Halloween? Fettuccine AFRAID-oh!
What do you call a witch that goes to the beach? A SAND-witch
What’s big and scary and has 3 wheels? A monster riding a tricycle!
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, right? But his brother Frank was a monster! (FRANK-Einstein)
What do you call two witches living together? BROOM-mates!