What does a witch use to do her hair? SCARE spray!
What is a monster’s favorite dessert? I SCREAM
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? SPELLing!
Why didn’t the ghost dance at the Halloween party? Because he had no BODY to dance with.
What kind of music do mummies love? WRAP music!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a PUMPKIN PATCH
What monster plays tricks on Halloween? PRANK-enstein!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles!
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a MINT!
What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a COD any COD!