Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their BUTTQUACKS!
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They FAST!
Did you hear about the robbery at the apple store? There wasn’t a single iWitness!
Why did the golfer have to change his pants? Cuz he got a HOLE IN ONE!
How does a scientist freshen his breath? With ExperiMINTS
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A YamaHAHAHA
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? Yeah man, it was IN TENTS!
How do you talk to a giant? Use BIG words!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock jokes? He won the NO BELL prize!
Why did the bee fly down the road with it’s legs crossed? He was looking for a BP station!